Me! Mom, when you laugh at me like that it makes me rethink my choices. Sigh. Guess I'm stuck in here until Dad gets home. (Add this to the list of things that happen when you leave the room for 2 minutes.)
Or rather, the last of the photos from the US Open. "I make a wish and then jump in the fountain, right Mom?" (Toddler is normal size. Ball is abnormally large.) "OMG. I literally can't even!"
Sightseeing with Dad. Wait, did you just shoot a bunny?*** Unbelievable. I am so out of here. *** Captions for photos may or may not be representative of what actually happened.
We have reached a turning point. Music might be the worst thing after all... If you're getting this post by email, click the post title to view the video.
I have something very important to tell you! Um, I forgot what I was going to say. Pretend I'm not here. Doodley, doodley, doo, doo, doo! See, I told you it was important. You're welcome. Special thanks to Aunt Rabi for the great pictures.
Mom, we have a problem. I can't find Dad anywhere. I've looked up there. I've looked over there. We might just have to accept that he's gone. What do you mean I've been standing on him this whole time?!?!