Say "aahhh". Now your ears. Luckily, we can take this temperature under your arm. You'll never believe where they used to take it when I was young. Your heart sounds like it's right where it should be. I'm going to need that part back, Sir. Just because you're my dad, doesn't mean you can keep the stethoscope. And blood pressure...looks like 0/0. That's probably fine, right? Mom, my patient looks a little concerned. Can you get him a cookie or something?