...how to live your life. Take this fine piece of blue plastic furniture. "That's a step-stool," they said. Uh, nope. Don't think so. This here thing is a personal picnic bench. I mean, look at it. You see it, right? The table-top attached to the bench. Personal picnic bench, party of one. So, when people try and pull a fast one on you, look them square in the face and say, "I do my own thinking, thank you very much." Also, make sure you've got your water cup and your bowl of wheat thins with you. I almost missed this opportunity because Mom only had teeth brushing and bath taking on the agenda. Yeesh. You want one?